30 funny dialogue to impress any girl

30 funny dialogue to impress any girl

hello dosto is video me mai apko 24 funny dialogue batane wala hun jinhe sun kar koi bhi ladki impress ho sakti hai bas aapko ye dialogue sun kar koi bhi ladki impress ho jayegi bas apko ye dialogue sahi waqt par maarne hain.

1.Ap breakfast me dove khate ho Kya? Ldki apse puchegi ”kyu” toh aap khna hai to fir aap itne cute kaise ho. (dove is a soap)

2. Kya ap mujhe apna Dil Doge?Agar ldki ”no” kahegi to fir khna thik hai fir kidney hi de do, 2 lakh me bik jayegi.(dosto soch samagh kar use karna, gusse wali ladki par mat use karna ye dialogue)

3. Agar koi ldki apko sorry ya thank you kehti hai toh use khna, sorry mat bolo yar agar kuch bolna hi hai to I love bol do aur apni 3 doston ko bhi bolo ki vo bhi muje i love you bolen, is tarah sara shaher mujse pyar karne lagega. (jai ho!)

4. Agar main apko propose krunga toh ap mjhe zhadu se marogi ya belan se, “ladki haan ya na kuch bhi keh skti hai” aap reply krna ki maar lo yar waise bhi mujhe cute ldkiyon se maar khana acha lgta hai.

5.Mujhe apke Dil Mei flat chaiye?Ldki agar haan bolti hai toh Usse puchna Kya Kya facilities hai agar wo khe kuch bhi nhi toh kehna apka pyaar hi kaafi hai.

6.Kya apke pass mere Dil ki chabi hai? Ldki khegi ”no” toh aap kehna to fir taala hi tod do.

7.Apko ek baat btaon? Ldki khegi Kya toh khna main jb bhi apko dekhta Hoon toh mere Dil mein guitar nhi DJ bjna lgta hai .

8. Kya ap bachpan se bisleri ka paani peete ho? Toh fir apka Dil itna pure kaise hai.

9. Apse ek baat kehni hai? Ldki puchegi ‘Kya’ to aap bolna Bandook ki goli aur aap ki boli seedha Dil mein ja kar lagti hai.

10. Apko apna naam nirma rakh lena chahiye, Ldki puchegi kyu? Kyuki hema, rekha, Jaya aur sushma sbki pasand nirma, nirma.

11.Ap Dermi cool use krte ho Kya ?Ldki bolegi haan, na ya phir kyu. AP kehna toh phir apko dekh kr main thanda kyu pd jaata Hoon.

12. Apko addition krna aata hai ?Ldki bolegi kyu toh kehna toh calculation Kr lo apko dekhr Mera Dil kitni baar beat krta hai.

13.Ldki se pucho suno ? Ldki bolegi sunao. Tum kehna jis tarah aadhar hai sabka adhikar waise hi tumhare pyaar Bina Mai hoon bekar.

14. Kya tumhari koi airline hai Kya ? Ldki bolegi nhi ya kyu ? Toh kehna apko dekhar Maine udne kyu lgta Hoon.

15. Ap bolo suno? Ldki bolegi sunao toh kehna jis tarah pencil akeli hai bin rubber Kya tumhe pta hai mere Dil ki khabar.

16. “agar kya kar rahe ho” ka answer Ladki  “kuch nhi” bole toUsse kaho to fir mentos khao dimag ki bati jalao.

17. Main soch rha Hoon ki ek Naya religion start karu tumhare naam se? Ldki puchegi aisa kyu, Ap bolna taaki main din raat tumhari Pooja aaradhna kr saku.

18. Yrr tum mere saath hand shake mt Kiya karo, Ldki puchegi “kyu” toh kehna tumhara hand ffingerprint sensor ki tarah hai jb bhi tum touch krti ho Mera Dil vibrate ho jata hai.

19. Kya tum beejli vibhag Mei kaam krti ho? Ldki khegi nhi toh kehna tumhe dekhte hi mere Dil Mei bijli Kyu kadakne lgti hai.

20. Usse ye Kaho Maine suna hai ki jb sb darwaje band ho jaate haitoh ek Naya darwaja khul jaata hai kya Ap wahi darwaja ho.

21. Usse Kaho “suno” wo khegi bolo tum kehna yr, adjust fan bn kr Meri life mein adjust ho jao na. (exhaust fan is also called as adjust fan coz it adjusts rooms air)

22. Ap yeh bhi keh sakte ho ki aap wo kasti ho, Jiska sahara mil Jaye toh Meri Ghar grahasti bs Jaye.

23. Mom says no love, pr jbse apko dekha hai tabse mom ki baat manne ka mn nhi Kar rha hai.

24. Ap majak Mei yeh bhi keh sakto ho ki Mera Dil sirf ye chahe, ki aapke baar baar darshan ho Jaye

25. Tum Wi-fi ho kya
matlb
Fir tmhe dekh kar mere Dil ka Hotspot on ku ho jata hai
26. mai apko kuch donate karna chahta hu
kya
mera dil ♥️
27. Suna hai apke blood me Magnet hai
apne kha se sun lia
mere blood me iron hai aur mai apki taraf khicha chla aa rha hu
28. playstore se mere Dil ka application apne dil me install kr lo na
29. barish ko rain khte h
railgadi ko train kahte hain
aur hame sab aapka Fan khte hain
30. apko dekhne ke baad mera Dil buffer krna shuru kr deta hai